Strip #1: In Case of Testing

Panel 1: Little Tester discovers an emergency red glass case on the wall labeled "IN CASE OF ~EMERGENCY~ TESTING. BREAK GLASS". Inside the box sits an enormous two-handed sledgehammer. Dangling beside the case on a delicate little chain is a comically tiny hammer. Little Tester: "A tiny hammer... to get the BIG hammer." Panel 2: Little Tester carefully swings the tiny hammer at the glass. *TINK*. A small hairline fracture appears on the pane. Panel 3: *SHATTER*. Little Tester hoists the massive sledgehammer across his shoulder with a wide, satisfied grin. Little Tester: "...Now we can begin testing."